| We have way bigger Cacti in Chihuahua! |
| Sorry, it's not in our modeling contract. |
| This ball isn't going to throw itself people! |
| The sun is so nice but it would be nicer in Chihuahua. |
| We have a REAL canyon in Chihuahua... |
| And the wind is warmer in Chihuahua... |
| Have you ever EVEN been to Chihuahua? |